rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
i dont even know how to be here
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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