I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
i need some magic done to my vagina
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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