i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
