I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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