What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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