Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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