I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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