either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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