TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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