They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I believe in your delicious
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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