Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Pooping to opera.
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