question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
the raccoons are back...
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