you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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