When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I know her cup size but not her name....
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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