let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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