You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
