just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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