I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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