Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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