Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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