When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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