Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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