If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
My ass is underappreciated
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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