And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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