Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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