marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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