Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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