One girl and one boy is just not enough.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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