idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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