Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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