I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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