he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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