Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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