Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
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