no. you can't hotbox the world.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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