I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Shame - the story of my life.
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