"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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