I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
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