why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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