And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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