UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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