ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize