i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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