My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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