I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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