hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
He is an equal opportunity slut.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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