i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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