love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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