Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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