they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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