What a fucking waste of an outfit
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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