dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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