quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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