How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the day after is always just damage control
I understand Curling. That high.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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