you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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