you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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